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I used to work at Godfather's Pizza as a teen. My buddy's worked there too. For some reason my friend got a hold of the keys to the front door on a Saturday. So, being the good honest guys we were, we decided to have a party in Godfathers Pizza at 2AM. We had an endless supply of Pizza, breadsticks, dessert pizzas, beer, wine, video games, and the juke box. It was fun until some idiot "friends" of ours decided to overturn the change machine and shake $500+ worth of quarters out of it. Then, they took one of those stupid claw games (they attempt to get the little prizes) and overturned it. Everything might have been fine if it wasn't for me bumping the cash register, which in turn printed out a receipt with the time on it, which in turn was found by the manager in the morning. Whoops.

Yoter

When I was 16 I wanted to be a lumber jack for about 2.5 minutes. My mom told me to go chop wood and knowing it was my job I got right on it. I was chopping for a while then found a nearly perfectly round piece. I thought of those competitions where they log roll and thought "hmmm I can do that". I got up on it and made it about three turns when woomp there it is. I fell back and reached with my right arm to catch myself. SNAP! Broke my arm and had to go in to wake my mom from a nap asking if I needed to go to the ER.

leebee

you guys are too much!! im sitting here busting a gut and my g/f is looking over at me wondering if ive completely lost it this time! keep up the great 'work' guys!!

lee