"Toyota...the most fun on 4-Wheels!"

"Mountains! No Sweat!"

"Toyota...from molehills to mountains!"

"Eat my Clutch!"

"Toyota's Ski Black Diamonds!"

 

eat my clutch is kinda funny! i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing to say that though! people might somehow interpret it as toyotas going through a lot of clutches or something. i don't know.

i like the toyota's ski black diamonds! but i have a feeling most people wouldn't get it. yeah, everyone out west near the rockies would. but most people out east probably wouldn't. i PERSONALLY get it (i'm from michigan) because i've been skiing since i was 2, but i don't know if everyone would. i DO like that one though!

 

Oh, I forgot that the Tacoma's were just the upper left corner. :pat:

They have plenty of stickers that are around that length. If you actually want me to get you one, let me know.

 

I found this on another site.

 

The 4th Gens can put Everest Rated..but I think that it is too much of a copy of jeep.

 

Real Toys .. For Real Life

 

that's a pretty cool sticker that you found (toyota: because i DO understand).

i really like the "real toys for real life"

 

Toyota: For those who want to venture past 200K and all others.

 

"toyota: because i don't like replacing engines at 150k"

 

Toyota Trucks....

...Stand out from the crowd.

...Time tested.

...Everything else is just a toy.

...It's a jungle out there!

...Don't leave home without it.

 

ooooooh!!! i got it!!!

TOYOTA
GET THE BEST, OR BREAK DOWN WITH THE REST!

 

It rhymes but still a little offensive...

 

"Toyota's Ski Black Diamonds!"
personally i love this one!!!! but only because i ski, and like he said earlier nobody on the east coast or the south, or the southwest coast would get it most likely.

i like this one
"Toyota...the most fun on 4-Wheels!"


but i think this one is the best so far
"real toys for real life"
its short its simple, its not offensive. i just really love this one. i would maybe add Toyota to the begining so it would read

Toyota
real toys for real life.

 

I like "toyota's ski black diamonds!" too, and I really think most people would understand that.

 

nope .. didn't get it .. in fact I could see some chick asking for black diamonds.


I'd just like to add that I have patent for my suggestion above. Anyone posting such a sticker on their rig owes me $5.

 

Man, if a chick asked for black diamonds after seeing that sticker, I would hit her with a sock full of hot nickels. No, but seriously ... that's ridiculous, and if a chick asked for that, you should never never speak to her again because it'll only be a matter of time before her head floats off her shoulders up up and away.

I live in TEXAS and I know what black diamonds are ... I have skied many in my own lifetime, and if someone doesn't know what that is, then are you really expecting them to understand the implications of half these other things?! Also ... the stickers ain't for picking up chicks.

 

I love these southern expressions. So so so .. I get a sock, and boil up some nickels, and then put them in the sock, .... can I use other coins? Or do the nickels retain the heat better?

 

haha. I don't think it's necessarily a southern expression. I believe I saw it on SNL when Ben Affleck was hosting ... they did a skit where they went to a Bruce Springsteen concert (the skit was a recurrinng one with two college kids from Boston) and Affleck said that if anyone sang along to one of the songs, he had a sock full of hot nickels for them.

I don't know, I just thought it was funny and is a funny picture. But I suppose you could use other coins - maybe nickels are heavier?

 

kindof, but so is "it's a jeep thing. . . . .you wouldn't understand." they're implying that we're too stupid to buy a jeep. they're insulting PEOPLE. this is KINDOF insulting other vehicle makes. all this is saying is that toyota has high quality.

 

well i think we all know that if some chick asks for black diamonds, that you could just give her a lump of coal. coal=black diamonds. then just tell her to put that in her sock and smoke it? what? put it in your pipe and smoke it + sock full of nickles? i tried to make a connection, i don't think it really worked. so uh everybody up for

Toyota...
real toys for real life

??????